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You ever wish you could get
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a restraining order
on your past?
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audience:
Yes!
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No matter what you do,
that clingy bitch
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keep coming back.
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The truth is, y'all,
you keep giving it
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a tracking device.
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Holding on to the bad things
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won't allow you
to appreciate the good.
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When you bottle up your past,
it roars in your stomach,
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like bubble guts.
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And you need to take a shit.
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But make sure
you wash your fucking hands
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'cause don't nobody
like doo-doo fingertips.
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Enjoy the show!
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Hey.
Good morning, Pat-Pat.
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Welcome to
Denise's Build-A-Bad-Bitch
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Salon Incorporated, LLC,
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trademarked nonprofit
for profit.
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Get that Scamazon Prime shit
off my stove.
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But you said I could set
my salon up in here, remember?
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I can't cook
around all this hair.
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Well, you can't cook,
period, Pat.
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And plus,
I got a client coming,
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so I need for you to be nice
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'cause I'm trying to get in
as many heads as possible
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before your big show
in Atlanta next week.
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I'm nice to everybody.
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You know a nigga
named Everybody?
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Why do I need to be nice?
She rich?
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No. Her name's Veronica,
and she's a medium.
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Medium?
She a midget?
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No, like she's a psychic.
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- Girl, bye.
- I'm for real.
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You believe
in that bullshit, Denise?
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I believe I need
to get this money.
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And you need to keep
your thoughts to yourself.
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Please.
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I don't give a fuck
about Miss Cleo.
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Grand rising,
Sister Goddess Denise.
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Mm!
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I just love how you greet
a sister goddess with respect.
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- Come on in.
- Thank you.
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And just know,
I'm still charging full price
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- like you charge them crystals.
- Oh.
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Veronica,
this is my sister Patricia.
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- Hello. Nice to meet you.
- Pat.
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I'm just trying to see
if she can read minds.
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How you doing?
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Denise, look, I don't mean
to sound all bougie,
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but when you told me
about your new salon,
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I didn't think you'd be
fixing kitchens in a kitchen.
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You didn't see that coming?
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What is your name again?
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- Pat.
- Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat.
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You know what?
Your aura's all over the place.
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And your hair
is all over the place.
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Pat.
Do you know what, Veronica?
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Let's get started
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on your Denise treatment,
or Denise-ment, if you will.
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Great, because I have
a reference picture.
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I want that hairstyle.
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Oh.
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You want--you want--you want
that style on purpose?
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Because, you know,
I'm a really great stylist,
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and she looks terrible.
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Well, that's
a picture of my mother.
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- Oh, damn.
- Yeah.
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You sure
that's not your daddy?
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No, that's my mother,
and she is deceased.
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Oh, we're sorry to hear that.
Our mother passed as well.
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Yeah, my mama was a bitch.
I didn't like her.
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Well, you know,
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you really shouldn't speak
of the ascended that way.
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I can guarantee you, my mama
ain't ascended nowhere, honey.
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She dropped.
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How about we just say
that our mother, Mildred,
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was a complex woman
with a unique parenting style?
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Well, still,
a mother's energy
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is integral
to a daughter's life.
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I mean, you wouldn't
be here without her.
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My mama told me if a man
didn't punch you in the face,
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he didn't love you.
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You know how many times
I got punched in the face
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and I thought that shit
was foreplay?
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She learned it
from her mother.
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It's a cycle.
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People can only love you
with what they know.
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Ooh, ooh.
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You know, you really need
to get rid of all of that...
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anger inside you,
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you know, and fast.
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- Mm.
- Girl, I ain't angry.
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But I see the anger.
It's all around you.
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I let that shit go
a long time ago.
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Well, that's not
what I'm reading.
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Well, you need to put me down
and pick up another book.
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OK.
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Spirit says it is important
to let go of the things
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that have been done to us.
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If not, we become them.
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Oh, hell no.
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You need to hold on
to something else
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about your mama.
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Otherwise,
there would be no Pat!
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Without Mildred.
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I'm Pat in spite
of Mildred, OK?
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I'm a good mother,
I got a beautiful home,
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and I'm in here trying
to cook my fucking swine
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before you got here.
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Mildred is a mean bitch.
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Oh.
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She does not like
being called a bitch.
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Well, what, are you
talking to her or something?
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Hell no,
she ain't talking to nobody.
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Get your ass back
in this goddamn chair.
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Your mother's energy is
very eager to speak with you.
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Look, enough of this
bibbidi bobbidi bullshit, OK?
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Sit down
and get your hair done,
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and put these fake-ass spirits
back in your pocket.
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Denise, this bitch
is boiling!
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Bikram, bakram,
vector, vak, vakram.
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Bitch, you ain't
Harry Potter!
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- Pat, I think you should stop.
- Too late. It's done.
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What ain't gonna be done
is your goddamn hair.
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Please leave.
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It's free.
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Have a nice day.
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Who was that?
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Or what was that?
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That was my client,
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and I think
she just put a curse on Pat.
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Curse?
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No, I don't even like cursing
of the bad word variety
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in this house,
so I rebuke that BS.
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Well, what you need
to be rebuking
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is the first of the month,
because Erykah Badu
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just took your rent money.
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Well, bitch,
you better call Tyrone.
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♪ Come on, it's time to go ♪
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♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪
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Man, I love
"Relative Ruckus."
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Oh, it ain't nothing but a
Tubi version of "Family Feud."
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Let's go, Black family!
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They're both Black.
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Let's go Black-ass family.
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Yeah, 'cause that
light-skinned family
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is getting a little cocky,
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but them other niggas
about to come back.
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Watch.
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Name a cereal mascot.
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- Tony the Tiger.
- Captain Crunch.
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Orangutan Otis.
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Who the heck
is Orangutan Otis?
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The cereal my mama used to
buy us from the liquor store.
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When the hell did they start
playing soaps at night?
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Junebug, turn it back.
We were watching the "Ruckus."
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I didn't change the channel.
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It started playing that
on its own.
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Yeah, he right, 'cause
the remote's right there.
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- That's weird.
- Flip it back.
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Ma, you all right?
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Y'all don't smell
that cigarette smoke?
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I'ma go get some water.
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Ugh, can you at least
cover your mouth?
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Being sick
is not really my brand.
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You OK, Pat-Pat?
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Yeah.
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You got it?
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Goddamn!
I'm good.
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Change the channel.
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Pat, what if it's not the TV?
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What do you mean?
What you thinking?
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Well, I'm thinking
that what if it's
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that "Color Purple" shit
that Veronica did?
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- What if it's a real curse, Pat?
- Really?
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You know our cable
be fucking up,
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and I'm covered
in the blood of Jesus.
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Pat, Jesus don't know you
like that.
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Mm-mm, I don't know what
y'all two are talking about,
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but I don't mess around
with no curse.
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In fact, just to be safe,
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I'ma go roll around in the sage
on the side of the garage.
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He's about to learn
real quick that's poison oak.
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Just gonna leave
without paying me.
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I ought to put my foot in your
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bewitched, bothered,
be-nappy ass.
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OK. It's been a long day.
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Girl's hearing things.
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Oh, my gosh.
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My mind is playing tricks
on me Geto Boys style.
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Oh, hell--
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Oh, oh!
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- Pat!
- What's wrong, Denise?
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Oh, no! No!
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- Terry!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
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What's going on in here?
What? What?
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Some freaky shit
is going on in here.
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The cabinets,
they was just opening
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and closing all by themselves.
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- They was.
- Auntie, let me find out
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you putting something
a little extra
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in them cigarettes
you be smoking.
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No.
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Is this
what menopause is like?
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Seriously, y'all.
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It's a spirit in here,
and it's mad as hell.
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Y'all two still tripping off
that crazy lady from earlier?
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Look, long story short,
I pissed off
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a witch bitch today,
and she put a curse on us.
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OK, this is ridiculous.
I'm going to bed.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, Janelle.
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Now, see, I don't believe
in this curse either,
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but look at them.
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They all shook up,
looking raggedy.
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Have some sympathy, baby.
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Thank you, Terry.
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I mean,
I personally could have done
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without being called raggedy.
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Well, look, look, look.
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Why don't we just--
just gather hands
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- and pray, huh?
- OK.
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Oh, hell no.
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Ain't nobody praying
with you, Terry.
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You take too fucking long.
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God don't even like you
to pray, mm-mm.
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You sure you don't want
to pray, Pat?
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Go upstairs and go to bed.
Good night. Good night.
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I'll be up there
in two seconds.
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Love you.
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Oh, Pat.
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I still think
we need some prayer.
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Maybe--maybe I just need
some water to calm my nerves.
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- Yeah.
- Just get me a glass of water.
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You can do it.
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The cup--
the cup is in the cabinet.
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You can do it.
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Take your time.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, Pat!
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This water's brown!
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Oh, my God, it's cursed.
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This is cursed water.
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This cursed water?
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This Hennessy.
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Hey, Ma, can I go to--
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No, taste this.
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Do you notice
anything strange
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about that regular cup
of water?
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No.
It tastes like sink water.
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Tastes like Hennessy.
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Oh, well, that definitely
ain't Hennessy, 'cause I--
253
00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:34,868
Is what I would say if I knew
what alcohol tasted like.
254
00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:40,743
OK, Pat.
It's only affecting us.
255
00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:43,050
So we really are cursed.
256
00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:45,792
This some "Scooby-Doo" shit
going on here.
257
00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:46,967
Well, let's get
the Mystery Van
258
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,838
and get the fuck up
out of here.
259
00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:50,100
All right!
260
00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:59,675
Ooh!
OK, OK, OK.
261
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:02,243
OK.
All right, you got this.
262
00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:06,073
Whew, college acceptance
letter number one.
263
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,205
Here we go!
264
00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:12,819
Why am I so nervous?
265
00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:14,995
Come on, Janelle.
You got this.
266
00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:16,910
I mean, you worked hard
for this.
267
00:12:16,997 --> 00:12:19,086
You worked hard.
You worked hard.
268
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:22,219
You got this.
OK.
269
00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:25,919
"Dear Janelle Carson,
we regret to"--
270
00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:33,927
Howard rejected me?
271
00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:37,713
-
- Hey, Janelle.
272
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,236
Hey, Jess.
273
00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:40,368
Everything OK?
274
00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:42,849
Yeah. I'm fine.
275
00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:44,633
You sure?
You look like ass.
276
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,635
Thanks. I needed that.
277
00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:48,942
Why are you being so serious,
drama queen?
278
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:53,773
I just got some
really, really weird news.
279
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,210
OK, weird like how?
280
00:12:58,168 --> 00:12:59,822
You know what?
Never mind.
281
00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:01,389
Did you--
did you need anything?
282
00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:03,304
Yeah, you said to call you
when I got home.
283
00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:04,914
You said
it was about Treyq'uan.
284
00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:06,829
Oh, right.
285
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:09,484
Well, he messaged me.
286
00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:11,616
What? When?
287
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:13,705
I thought you blocked him
on everything after Nudegate.
288
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,491
I did, but he created
a fake account and apologized.
289
00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:18,275
Aw.
290
00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:21,322
I know.
But I left him on read.
291
00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:23,759
And now he says
he's coming over here.
292
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:27,023
Honestly, as long as it stays
on the good side of stalker,
293
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,373
I stan his determination.
294
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,245
I don't think he's serious
about coming here.
295
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:33,987
I mean, you know Trey
is terrified of my mama.
296
00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:35,553
Aren't we all?
297
00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:39,862
Let me call you back.
298
00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:45,346
What--
299
00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:50,960
Thought the window
would be more romantic
300
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:52,440
than the front door.
301
00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:54,485
Also, I'm terrified
of your mama.
302
00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:00,317
Why are you sleeping out here
with all that
303
00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:03,277
paranormal Activia
going on around here?
304
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:05,148
What does it matter
where I sleep?
305
00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:07,237
It's not like the ghost
is gonna say,
306
00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:09,022
"Oh, shit,
her bedroom door is closed.
307
00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:12,416
Let's leave this one alone."
308
00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:15,767
What the hell was that?
309
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,292
It sound like it was
coming from Janelle's room.
310
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:21,599
Oh, hell no, Mr. Ghost.
Don't take my good child.
311
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:23,471
Well, just pray
it's a white ghost.
312
00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:25,299
They'll bring
her annoying ass back.
313
00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:30,434
Look, I forgive you,
but I haven't forgotten.
314
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,262
We're done.
315
00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:34,569
I mean, I'd like to think
we more medium-rare.
316
00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:39,443
Trey, we are well-done.
317
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:42,055
Cooked.
Over. Finished.
318
00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:43,883
Burnt like LongHorn steak.
319
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:46,537
OK, OK.
OK, I just--
320
00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:48,235
I had to try.
321
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:49,976
I get it.
322
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:52,065
I wouldn't let me go either.
323
00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:55,372
Hey!
324
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:56,939
You heard back from Howard.
325
00:14:57,026 --> 00:15:00,029
How does it feel getting
your first acceptance letter?
326
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:04,991
I didn't get in.
327
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:07,341
Oh, Janelle, I'm sorry.
328
00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:10,648
I guess I'm not as smart
as I thought I was.
329
00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:18,091
I know how much
getting in meant to you, and...
330
00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:20,049
I'm here if you have anything
that you need to talk about.
331
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,224
Janelle, I'm coming!
332
00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:22,486
Ain't no ghost
gonna fuck my ba--
333
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,880
- Oh, hell no!
- Ah, wait!
334
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,577
We were just talking!
335
00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:30,233
Get your ass--
help me the fuck up!
336
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,235
- Hold on!
- I'm trying!
337
00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:35,238
God damn it.
338
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:36,892
Talking is for the phone!
339
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,894
You snuck this nigga
in my house?
340
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,200
No, Mrs. Carson,
I just came to apologize.
341
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:42,811
Shut your
J. Holiday-looking ass up.
342
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:47,511
Pat! Pat!
343
00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:48,773
When I come back,
I'ma finish with you.
344
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:49,949
Get the fuck out my house.
345
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,167
You right. OK.
346
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,255
No, nigga,
the way you came in.
347
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:53,909
You right. You right.
348
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,650
I love you, Janelle!
349
00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:57,957
Love all them bushes
you about to hit, nigga.
350
00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:01,656
This ain't no
Horneo and Juliet round here.
351
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,527
Pat! Pat!
352
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:07,575
It's coming
from inside the bathroom.
353
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,011
What the hell are you doing?
354
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:10,882
We can't kill no damn ghost
with no bat.
355
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,710
Well, we finna
find the fuck out.
356
00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:16,192
Come on. Come on.
Come on.
357
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:17,759
Oh, hell no.
358
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,804
You got to go first.
You bigger than me.
359
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,415
Come on, now.
Just get on up here.
360
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:22,677
No.
361
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,115
both:
Mama?
362
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:27,551
Boo, bitches.
363
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:36,647
Mama?
364
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:38,475
Look at my daughters,
Ug and Ly.
365
00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:43,611
That's that
goddamn curse shit.
366
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,917
I know you ain't just curse
in front of me, bitch.
367
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,658
Pat, you know they say
when the ancestors visit,
368
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,095
it's spiritual.
369
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:51,053
Maybe Mama's here
with good news.
370
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:52,794
Why do Black people
always talk about ancestors
371
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,404
like it's something good?
372
00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:55,710
Hell, Uncle Willie
killed his baby mama
373
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:57,407
for playing the wrong
damn lottery number.
374
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,583
That nigga's an ancestor too.
375
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:02,108
This is an evil dead woman.
376
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:03,631
I ain't dead.
377
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:05,546
I'm in between eternities.
378
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,983
Did that evil witch Veronica
send you here?
379
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,811
I don't know no Veronica.
380
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:12,988
But I can tell you any woman
named Veronica is a bitch.
381
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,382
It's just a bitchy name.
Names are powerful.
382
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,297
That's why I regret
naming you Pat,
383
00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:18,733
'cause it's 10 letters away
from F,
384
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,430
which is too close to "fat,"
385
00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:22,867
and I ain't never met
a skinny bitch named Pat.
386
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,307
Why are you here?
387
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:28,786
Fuck if I know.
388
00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:32,094
A portal opened up
in front of me,
389
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:34,575
and I crossed on over
to the other side.
390
00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:36,794
I think my Lord and Savior
sent me.
391
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,709
Teddy Pendergrass?
392
00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:42,800
We got to exorcise
this bitch.
393
00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:45,412
Oh, OK, Mama, come on,
do some jumping jacks.
394
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,198
No, we got to get
the spirit out of here.
395
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,026
Don't garlic kill dead bitches?
396
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,636
Oh, yes.
397
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,512
The fuck
you throwing shit at?
398
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,778
You crazy bitch!
399
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:06,824
The hell's wrong with him?
400
00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:11,786
- Junebug.
- Oh! Hey, Auntie.
401
00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:13,440
Hey, Ma.
Oh, sorry.
402
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,398
I sometimes wander
in the kitchen for a bottle
403
00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:17,531
ever since
I watched Alison's baby.
404
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:20,577
Damn, that pregnant ho
really did a number on you.
405
00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:22,536
Junebug, Junebug.
406
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:23,972
You see her?
407
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:27,889
Pregnant ho?
408
00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:30,370
Your grandmama.
409
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:33,112
Grandma was a pregnant ho?
410
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:34,417
Did this nigga just--
411
00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:35,853
Junebug, go to bed.
412
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:38,900
Junebug didn't see Mildred.
413
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,641
That mean only me
and you can see her.
414
00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:42,469
That boy cuss too much.
415
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:43,861
You need to stop feeding him
once in a while
416
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:45,036
so he can act right.
417
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,995
I'm not taking
no fucking advice
418
00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:49,476
from no dead deadbeat.
419
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:53,219
Did this bitch just call me
a dead deadbeat?
420
00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:57,005
You got a grown man
jacking off
421
00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:58,746
down in your basement.
422
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:01,923
At least my kids wasn't
still living with me after 13.
423
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:05,187
That because your kids were
pregnant and selling crack.
424
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:07,450
Sound like
an entrepreneur to me.
425
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:09,148
So if you
such a good mama,
426
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:11,498
why is your daughter
still living with me?
427
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:13,413
You talking
about my 30-year-old son
428
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,023
down in the basement
jacking off.
429
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:16,938
She 50 years old!
430
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:19,114
Now, hold the fuck up, Pat.
431
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:22,073
I might be a lot of shit,
but 50 ain't one of them.
432
00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:25,773
I ain't responsible
for the crack years.
433
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,992
I'm more than my crack years.
434
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:31,561
Says Count Crackula.
435
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:33,215
Can you float
the fuck up out of here?
436
00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:34,695
Yeah, what she said.
437
00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:35,913
Can I get some garlic?
438
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,176
- Oh, yeah.
- We gonna--
439
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:41,571
Hey, hey, hey!
440
00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,573
That's enough!
441
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,271
Now what y'all doing?
442
00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:47,577
We trying to exorcise
the house, Terry.
443
00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:49,710
This house
is not cursed, Denise.
444
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:51,929
Now, hold the hell up.
445
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:55,063
Terry is actually fine when
I'm looking through dead eyes.
446
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:57,413
You know what?
447
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,545
I'ma need y'all
to start acting
448
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,111
like y'all got some sense
449
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,418
before y'all start scaring
everybody in the house.
450
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:03,985
Tell 'em, Big Daddy.
451
00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:06,248
They in our house
acting like dumbasses.
452
00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:07,989
both:
Shut up, Mildred!
453
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:09,251
Mildred?
Why y'all bringing up Mildred?
454
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:10,731
What she got to do with this?
455
00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:13,603
Look, I know
we been acting crazy.
456
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:14,909
I'm tired.
457
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,005
- I'ma go to sleep.
- Good, good, good.
458
00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:25,615
Hurry up upstairs.
459
00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:28,401
I'm starting to get really...
460
00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:30,533
turned on for some reason.
461
00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:34,102
♪ I turned on your man ♪
462
00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:36,235
♪ I turned on your man ♪
463
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:37,932
At least she got
one thing right.
464
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:39,194
Well, wait a minute, Pat.
465
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,369
You just can't leave me
down here with--
466
00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:41,805
Good night, Denise.
467
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:50,031
Now, you motherfuckers
was lying in here.
468
00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:52,512
Out, Lucifer, out.
469
00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:55,558
Out, Lucifer, out.
470
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:57,778
Out, Lucifer,
out.
471
00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:03,566
Holy water
don't work in ho hands.
472
00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:06,613
Good morning, Pat.
473
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,354
Oh, fuck you.
474
00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:10,225
Did you call them
prayer warriors, Denise?
475
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,792
Yeah, they on the way, sis,
476
00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:14,490
'cause we got to sanctify
the hell out of this ghost.
477
00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:16,797
I need them to get here
before everybody wake up
478
00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:19,060
so Terry can stop thinking
we're crazy.
479
00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:21,367
Ain't nothing like that yac
to give me my bounce back.
480
00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:24,892
You want a sip, Denise?
481
00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:26,894
I know your fiending ass do.
482
00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:33,509
Good morning, Sister Denise.
483
00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:35,119
Hey, Brother Chauncy.
484
00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:36,991
Hey, listen,
tell your scamming-ass brother
485
00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:38,427
to stop writing me letters.
486
00:21:38,514 --> 00:21:40,211
This ain't "Love After Lockup."
487
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,257
Now, who you got with you?
488
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,955
My name is Sister Webb.
489
00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:48,176
Mm, I'm just a soldier
for the Lord!
490
00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:49,569
The church sent me over.
491
00:21:49,656 --> 00:21:51,310
They say y'all standing
in need of prayer.
492
00:21:51,397 --> 00:21:53,224
Oh, yes, ma'am.
We standing.
493
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,487
- Come on in.
- Mm-hmm.
494
00:21:54,574 --> 00:21:56,184
I been calling them,
but, you know,
495
00:21:56,271 --> 00:21:58,752
my sister ain't saved,
so I'm standing alone.
496
00:21:58,839 --> 00:22:00,231
But they tell me
where two or more are gathered,
497
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,799
Jesus is all up in there,
so let's get to it.
498
00:22:02,886 --> 00:22:04,235
There's a dark spirit
in here.
499
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:07,326
Mm, I feel it in this place.
500
00:22:07,413 --> 00:22:09,328
Oh, as sure as God
my witness,
501
00:22:09,415 --> 00:22:11,155
- we will cast it out.
- Amen.
502
00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:12,156
Can I get an Amen?
503
00:22:12,243 --> 00:22:13,201
- Amen!
- Amen!
504
00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:19,425
Hold on, Sister Souljah.
505
00:22:19,512 --> 00:22:21,078
How much is this shit
gonna cost?
506
00:22:21,165 --> 00:22:22,776
No charge.
No charge.
507
00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:25,126
Shit.
Get it out!
508
00:22:25,213 --> 00:22:27,041
Get it out!
509
00:22:27,128 --> 00:22:27,955
Ham sandwich!
510
00:22:28,042 --> 00:22:29,783
Hallelujah.
511
00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:32,786
Ain't no way y'all think
Aunt Esther and Fantasia
512
00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:35,136
getting rid of me.
513
00:22:40,489 --> 00:22:42,622
♪ I decree and declare ♪
514
00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:46,016
♪ No weapon formed against
Pat and Denise shall prosper ♪
515
00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:47,627
- Hey!
- ♪ Hey, hey ♪
516
00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:50,717
These whores
ain't got no power.
517
00:22:50,804 --> 00:22:52,849
Ma, what's going on in here?
518
00:22:52,936 --> 00:22:56,113
All this oil's starting
to give me stripper flashbacks.
519
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,116
Ooh, I need to pour oil
on him too.
520
00:22:59,203 --> 00:23:01,858
You don't want him to take
your handicap parking sticker.
521
00:23:01,945 --> 00:23:03,730
We trying to get your grandmama
out this house.
522
00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:05,558
What, you think
Grandmama's in here?
523
00:23:05,645 --> 00:23:06,863
Hey, lil' nigga.
524
00:23:06,950 --> 00:23:08,691
She haunting us!
525
00:23:08,778 --> 00:23:12,782
I think we should move on
over to the ministry of music.
526
00:23:12,869 --> 00:23:15,132
- I think that's a good idea.
- Mm.
527
00:23:15,219 --> 00:23:16,786
Ooh, you know what?
I got y'all.
528
00:23:16,873 --> 00:23:18,658
Let's all hold hands
and close our eyes.
529
00:23:18,745 --> 00:23:20,790
- Yes, Lord.
- OK? Mm-hmm.
530
00:23:20,877 --> 00:23:24,403
♪ Well, mm ♪
531
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:27,144
♪ If there's
something strange ♪
532
00:23:27,231 --> 00:23:30,278
♪ In your neighborhood ♪
533
00:23:30,365 --> 00:23:32,149
♪ Who you gonna call ♪
534
00:23:34,282 --> 00:23:35,892
♪ Who you gonna call ♪
535
00:23:35,979 --> 00:23:37,590
Shut the fuck up!
536
00:23:38,765 --> 00:23:43,117
I think we should sing a song
that states our intention.
537
00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:45,554
- Mm.
- Mm, what your mama name?
538
00:23:45,641 --> 00:23:46,947
- both: Mildred.
- Yeah.
539
00:23:47,034 --> 00:23:48,339
Let's try something like this.
540
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,907
♪ Mildred, you got to go ♪
541
00:23:50,994 --> 00:23:53,606
Sing it.
542
00:23:53,693 --> 00:23:57,261
all:
♪ Mildred, you got to go ♪
543
00:23:57,348 --> 00:23:59,960
♪ We don't want you here
no more ♪
544
00:24:00,047 --> 00:24:02,528
all: ♪ We don't want you here
no more ♪
545
00:24:02,615 --> 00:24:04,094
♪ We don't want you here ♪
546
00:24:04,181 --> 00:24:05,487
- ♪ No more ♪
- Yeah!
547
00:24:05,574 --> 00:24:07,924
all: ♪ We don't want you here
no more ♪
548
00:24:08,011 --> 00:24:10,623
♪ We don't want you here
no more ♪
549
00:24:10,710 --> 00:24:12,799
all: ♪ We don't want you here
no more ♪
550
00:24:12,886 --> 00:24:14,540
- ♪ Gotta go ♪
- ♪ Gotta go ♪
551
00:24:14,627 --> 00:24:15,758
- ♪ Gotta go ♪
- ♪ Gotta go ♪
552
00:24:15,845 --> 00:24:17,368
- ♪ Gotta go ♪
- ♪ Gotta go ♪
553
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:18,848
- ♪ Gotta go ♪
- ♪ Gotta go ♪
554
00:24:18,935 --> 00:24:20,023
- ♪ Gotta go ♪
- ♪ Gotta go ♪
555
00:24:20,110 --> 00:24:21,677
- ♪ Gotta go ♪
- Hey!
556
00:24:21,764 --> 00:24:23,331
- ♪ Gotta go ♪
- Yeah!
557
00:24:23,418 --> 00:24:24,854
- ♪ Gotta go ♪
- ♪ Gotta go ♪
558
00:24:24,941 --> 00:24:26,421
♪ Gotta go ♪
559
00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:27,944
- ♪ Gotta go ♪
- ♪ Gotta go ♪
560
00:24:28,031 --> 00:24:28,945
- ♪ Gotta go ♪
- ♪ Gotta go ♪
561
00:24:29,032 --> 00:24:30,425
♪ Gotta go ♪
562
00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:31,774
- ♪ Gotta go ♪
- ♪ Gotta go ♪
563
00:24:31,861 --> 00:24:34,647
This bitch Veronica
better answer.
564
00:24:34,734 --> 00:24:37,258
Love and light.
Veronica speaking.
565
00:24:37,345 --> 00:24:39,956
Love and light these nuts,
woman.
566
00:24:40,043 --> 00:24:41,741
It's Denise.
567
00:24:41,828 --> 00:24:44,265
You might remember me
from when you cursed my house.
568
00:24:44,352 --> 00:24:45,919
I didn't curse you.
569
00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:48,661
It's not what I stand for,
sister goddess.
570
00:24:48,748 --> 00:24:50,532
Witch, please.
571
00:24:50,619 --> 00:24:53,274
I know you unleashed
some shit in this house.
572
00:24:53,361 --> 00:24:56,712
Now, right before I was about
to grease your dry-ass scalp,
573
00:24:56,799 --> 00:24:58,714
we was up in here
talking about dead mamas.
574
00:24:58,801 --> 00:25:01,108
Now my dead mama
is running around here
575
00:25:01,195 --> 00:25:04,067
lit off the tap yac.
576
00:25:04,154 --> 00:25:08,376
I simply opened a portal
to heal what was broken.
577
00:25:08,463 --> 00:25:10,247
I'm gifting you and Pat
578
00:25:10,334 --> 00:25:14,643
the divine and eternal
opportunity of healing, queen.
579
00:25:14,730 --> 00:25:16,906
I don't even know
what that means,
580
00:25:16,993 --> 00:25:19,300
but you better come over here
and fix this shit.
581
00:25:19,387 --> 00:25:21,868
It's not up to me to fix.
582
00:25:21,955 --> 00:25:25,001
Veronica? Veronica?
583
00:25:25,088 --> 00:25:27,003
Sister goddess?
584
00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:29,310
Damn.
585
00:25:29,397 --> 00:25:30,616
You all right, Auntie?
586
00:25:30,703 --> 00:25:31,878
No. It's a wrap, Junebug.
587
00:25:31,965 --> 00:25:33,444
Veronica wouldn't
lift the curse.
588
00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,403
Go pack your shit.
We got to move.
589
00:25:35,490 --> 00:25:36,926
I ain't moving nowhere.
590
00:25:37,013 --> 00:25:39,102
Y'all keep that ghost
to yourselves.
591
00:25:39,189 --> 00:25:40,582
Come on, now, Rabbit.
592
00:25:40,669 --> 00:25:42,236
You need to wake up
that wide-open ho Janelle.
593
00:25:42,323 --> 00:25:44,281
Leave me alone!
594
00:25:44,368 --> 00:25:46,675
You need to bust her head
to the white meat right now.
595
00:25:46,762 --> 00:25:50,113
- Fuck you.
- Dang. My bad.
596
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,724
I just wanted some chips.
597
00:25:51,811 --> 00:25:53,769
Did this nigga just spill
the chips you paid for
598
00:25:53,856 --> 00:25:55,336
on the floor you cleaned
in the house you bought?
599
00:25:55,423 --> 00:25:56,772
You all right, Ma?
600
00:25:56,859 --> 00:25:59,819
'Cause you looking worse
than usual.
601
00:25:59,906 --> 00:26:01,647
Be a good mama and tell him
to lick every crumb
602
00:26:01,734 --> 00:26:03,126
off this fucking floor.
603
00:26:03,213 --> 00:26:04,519
Hello.
604
00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:06,739
Will you please just get out?
605
00:26:06,826 --> 00:26:09,568
Dang, I'm going.
What--
606
00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:11,744
Wait, is this that ghost thing?
607
00:26:11,831 --> 00:26:13,789
Oh, yeah, y'all can have that.
608
00:26:16,444 --> 00:26:19,186
Now, I know all about
a mess with your daughter.
609
00:26:19,273 --> 00:26:21,449
So when you gonna handle
Little Ho Peep?
610
00:26:23,016 --> 00:26:26,367
I know my child,
and I trust my child.
611
00:26:26,454 --> 00:26:29,152
And I don't talk to my kids
the way you talked to us.
612
00:26:29,239 --> 00:26:31,720
- Stop calling my daughter a ho.
- Well, wait.
613
00:26:31,807 --> 00:26:34,114
- What's going on with Janelle?
- Nothing.
614
00:26:34,201 --> 00:26:36,116
I caught Treyq'uan
in her room last night.
615
00:26:36,203 --> 00:26:37,639
Oh, damn.
616
00:26:37,726 --> 00:26:39,467
But when she wake up,
I'ma talk to her.
617
00:26:39,554 --> 00:26:41,338
Talk to her?
When she wake up?
618
00:26:41,425 --> 00:26:43,558
Rabbit, you tougher than this.
619
00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:46,082
Stop calling me Rabbit!
620
00:26:46,169 --> 00:26:47,867
And why are you here,
and what do you want?
621
00:26:47,954 --> 00:26:50,260
- To help you.
- I'm better than you.
622
00:26:50,347 --> 00:26:51,566
Better than me?
623
00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:54,482
But, Rabbit, you just like me.
624
00:26:56,092 --> 00:26:57,137
Hey, y'all.
625
00:26:57,224 --> 00:26:57,920
I'll get it.
626
00:27:01,228 --> 00:27:03,099
Hey, Treyq'uan.
What you doing here?
627
00:27:03,186 --> 00:27:04,274
Hey, Mr. Carson.
628
00:27:04,361 --> 00:27:05,232
Is Janelle home?
629
00:27:05,319 --> 00:27:06,755
You again?
630
00:27:06,842 --> 00:27:08,757
What you mean again?
631
00:27:08,844 --> 00:27:12,326
What, you want both of your
arms in a chicken wing swing?
632
00:27:12,413 --> 00:27:14,023
I don't want to cause
any trouble, Mrs. Carson.
633
00:27:14,110 --> 00:27:16,852
I promise.
I just came because I left--
634
00:27:16,939 --> 00:27:18,332
That's what
I'm talking about.
635
00:27:18,419 --> 00:27:20,464
- What was that all about, Pat?
- Nothing!
636
00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:21,857
Who you talking to?
637
00:27:21,944 --> 00:27:24,817
Hey, T, why don't you
just go upstairs
638
00:27:24,904 --> 00:27:26,949
and tell Janelle
that Trey is here?
639
00:27:27,036 --> 00:27:29,169
Yeah, go get
the lil' ho that could.
640
00:27:29,256 --> 00:27:31,432
Janelle,
get your ass down here.
641
00:27:31,519 --> 00:27:32,955
Whoa, wait a minute, Pat.
642
00:27:33,042 --> 00:27:33,782
It seems like you're getting
a little worked up.
643
00:27:33,869 --> 00:27:35,392
Why don't you try to calm down?
644
00:27:35,479 --> 00:27:37,786
Fuck that.
Act a donkey and a monkey.
645
00:27:41,181 --> 00:27:42,661
Do you know Janelle
invited his little horny ass
646
00:27:42,748 --> 00:27:44,227
over here twice?
647
00:27:44,314 --> 00:27:46,839
The same boy that asked her
for naked pictures.
648
00:27:46,926 --> 00:27:48,754
She's losing her damn mind.
649
00:27:48,841 --> 00:27:50,059
- She is.
- Hey, Auntie.
650
00:27:50,146 --> 00:27:53,106
Oh, this the shit
I came to see.
651
00:27:53,193 --> 00:27:54,890
Y'all OK?
652
00:27:54,977 --> 00:27:56,196
So you invited Trey
over here?
653
00:27:56,283 --> 00:27:57,937
What you gonna do,
sneak him in again?
654
00:27:58,024 --> 00:28:00,374
That's right, Pat.
Lay her ass out.
655
00:28:00,461 --> 00:28:01,984
What?
Ma, no.
656
00:28:02,071 --> 00:28:04,073
His phone fell in the bushes
657
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,032
when you scared him
out the window.
658
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:07,294
He was just coming
to pick it up.
659
00:28:07,381 --> 00:28:09,383
- Did he leave?
- She lying.
660
00:28:09,470 --> 00:28:11,864
Tell Janelle she sound
like a lying-ass ho.
661
00:28:11,951 --> 00:28:14,388
- She ain't saying that.
- Huh?
662
00:28:14,475 --> 00:28:16,607
Why are you meeting with Trey
after the way he done you?
663
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,044
You're better than this.
664
00:28:18,131 --> 00:28:21,003
I know that, Mom.
You're not listening.
665
00:28:21,090 --> 00:28:23,223
You just keep assuming
and projecting.
666
00:28:23,310 --> 00:28:24,964
You don't even live
in the projects.
667
00:28:25,051 --> 00:28:26,922
Call her a dumb ho.
668
00:28:27,009 --> 00:28:29,925
- You acting like a dumb ho.
- What?
669
00:28:30,012 --> 00:28:32,754
I'm trying to break things off
with him, but I'm a dumb ho?
670
00:28:32,841 --> 00:28:35,148
- both: Yes!
- Stop it, Pat.
671
00:28:35,235 --> 00:28:37,324
You know
that's Mildred talking.
672
00:28:37,411 --> 00:28:38,978
I don't want you
to drop out of school.
673
00:28:39,065 --> 00:28:40,501
I don't want you
to ruin your life
674
00:28:40,588 --> 00:28:42,155
over a dumbass like Trey.
675
00:28:42,242 --> 00:28:44,200
You just saw
what Junebug went through.
676
00:28:44,287 --> 00:28:46,376
Oh, my God, I'm not Junebug!
677
00:28:46,463 --> 00:28:48,291
I'm Janelle.
678
00:28:48,378 --> 00:28:49,815
You're not as smart
as you think you are.
679
00:28:53,383 --> 00:28:55,342
I'm not smart?
680
00:28:55,429 --> 00:28:58,171
Say dumb ho again.
681
00:28:58,258 --> 00:29:00,390
Like I said,
you being a dumb ho.
682
00:29:00,477 --> 00:29:01,870
Hold on, now, Pat.
683
00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:03,698
I'm not holding on
for nothing.
684
00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:06,179
This shit
is better than my stories.
685
00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:07,223
OK.
686
00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:10,966
So you think I'm like that
687
00:29:11,053 --> 00:29:14,448
because you think I'm like you.
688
00:29:14,535 --> 00:29:18,669
You were always
telling us about your past,
689
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,367
but we're better than you.
690
00:29:20,454 --> 00:29:22,456
What the hell
did you just say to me?
691
00:29:22,543 --> 00:29:25,807
Oh, she got you
fucked up now, Rabbit.
692
00:29:27,678 --> 00:29:29,463
I am smart enough
not to become
693
00:29:29,550 --> 00:29:32,335
- a teen mom like you were.
- No, she didn't.
694
00:29:32,422 --> 00:29:35,774
I am smart enough
not to drop out of school
695
00:29:35,861 --> 00:29:37,471
- like you did.
- Mm!
696
00:29:37,558 --> 00:29:39,995
And I'm definitely
way too smart
697
00:29:40,082 --> 00:29:41,997
to ruin my entire life
698
00:29:42,084 --> 00:29:44,173
by selling crack
and going to prison.
699
00:29:44,260 --> 00:29:47,089
- Janelle!
- So no.
700
00:29:47,176 --> 00:29:51,354
I might not be as smart
as I think I am,
701
00:29:51,441 --> 00:29:54,618
but I'm definitely
not as dumb as you.
702
00:29:54,705 --> 00:29:57,143
Pat!
Pat.
703
00:30:00,929 --> 00:30:02,757
Wow.
704
00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:04,933
- Niecey, wait.
- Ah.
705
00:30:09,982 --> 00:30:12,767
We not as different
as you thought, are we?
706
00:30:12,854 --> 00:30:15,248
We are different.
707
00:30:15,335 --> 00:30:18,599
And I don't talk
to my fucking kids like that.
708
00:30:18,686 --> 00:30:20,775
That's how I did you.
709
00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:22,342
That's how my mama did me.
710
00:30:22,429 --> 00:30:24,039
That's how her mama did her.
711
00:30:25,432 --> 00:30:27,216
You think you better
'cause you live
712
00:30:27,303 --> 00:30:29,305
in your white neighborhood
and your husband
713
00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:32,395
and your little dreams.
714
00:30:32,482 --> 00:30:34,745
But the more you hold on
to what I did to you,
715
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:37,139
the more you become me.
716
00:30:37,226 --> 00:30:38,619
And that ain't so bad, is it?
717
00:30:38,706 --> 00:30:40,142
Shut up!
718
00:30:40,229 --> 00:30:42,928
She will never be like you.
719
00:30:43,015 --> 00:30:45,104
That ain't what I saw.
720
00:30:46,888 --> 00:30:49,848
Well, I guess it's time
for me to go on back
721
00:30:49,935 --> 00:30:51,980
to the waiting room.
722
00:30:52,067 --> 00:30:54,026
Maybe one day...
723
00:30:56,724 --> 00:30:58,334
I'll see you there.
724
00:31:08,388 --> 00:31:12,044
I really am like her.
725
00:31:12,131 --> 00:31:13,045
- Don't say that.
- Yes, I am.
726
00:31:13,132 --> 00:31:14,655
I really am like her.
727
00:31:17,266 --> 00:31:19,312
I don't fucking want
to be like her.
728
00:31:19,399 --> 00:31:21,792
- You're not.
- I fucking hate her.
729
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,360
I fucking hate her.
730
00:31:24,447 --> 00:31:27,842
- Oh, I fucking hate her.
- Come on, Pat.
731
00:31:27,929 --> 00:31:29,191
Stop saying that.
732
00:31:32,107 --> 00:31:35,154
- I fucking hate that woman.
I fucking hate her.
733
00:31:38,418 --> 00:31:40,159
♪ And she don't
take no stuff ♪
734
00:31:40,246 --> 00:31:41,987
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
735
00:31:42,074 --> 00:31:44,337
♪ And you can't get enough ♪
736
00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:46,556
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
737
00:31:46,643 --> 00:31:48,689
♪ With a husband and kids ♪
738
00:31:48,776 --> 00:31:51,779
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
739
00:31:51,866 --> 00:31:56,610
♪ And it's
"The Ms. Pat Show" ♪